My housemate once stole a vacuum cleaner from her university dorm before moving out. She really hated the people that lived in the dorm. To rub the theft in their faces she asked her parents, who were travelling in Indonesia at the time, to send the uni dorm a postcard from the vacuum cleaner.  I imagine it would have said something like: “Dear dorm students, I am having a wonderful time traveling in Indonesia. The weather has been great and I’m really enjoying the time off work (which was starting to really suck). Yours sincerely, The Vacuum Cleaner”.

So here’s an open offer to anyone in Australia. If you want to steal something from your work or school, I am willing to send a postcard for that item to its previous owners from Laos.